With a Thousand Lies and a Good Disguise...

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:29:38 -0400

bucklesup: my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:50:20 -0400

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

bitterroxxxyfan: Kitty in drag.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:48:54 -0400

bitterroxxxyfan:

Kitty in drag.

lucifersblog: d3florate: psychoprism: yoloween: hail satan rain satan snow satan tomorrow...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:48:46 -0400

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:09:36 -0400

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

castieltheangelofthursgay: jawslightning: the best tumblr has...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:25:13 -0400

castieltheangelofthursgay:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:24:45 -0400

2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:23:57 -0400

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

bakuraisjustbritish: humourprincess: italy-the-pasta-lover: li...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:23:00 -0400

bakuraisjustbritish:

humourprincess:

italy-the-pasta-lover:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

Jafar you pedo

wait till u hear the original versions lol

Mulan saved China at 16. YOU GO MULAN.

tonymyturtle: modernizing: good night oh my god

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:19:25 -0400

tonymyturtle:

modernizing:

good night

oh my god

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: than-glitzenhamer: notsiskysbusiness: notsiskysbusiness: dude if...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:19:07 -0400

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

than-glitzenhamer:

notsiskysbusiness:

notsiskysbusiness:

dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button

to turn it on

you need the power button to turn the computer on

did you just reply sarcastically to your own post

I think it was more in a way of revelation

hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:18:53 -0400

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

home-of-amazons: lickystickypickywe: chauvinistsushi: “I’M...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:18:34 -0400

home-of-amazons:

lickystickypickywe:

chauvinistsushi:

“I’M IN A BUCKET”

This is adding a ray of light in an otherwise extremely cloudy mood. Laughed so hard

I don’t normally reblog babies but…

behindthestripes: sarcasticdumpling: whoishannahh: destielsrai...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:18:19 -0400

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:14:31 -0400

I was bored because I couldn't think of any series I wanted to watch.

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:53:00 -0400

Then I found ‘Arrow’.

….it’s wonderful.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:22:41 -0400

lunarch-sounds: megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:52:14 -0400

lunarch-sounds:

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

*applauds*

youngblackandvegan: jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:51:04 -0400

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

krabkrust: seblaine: circletines: IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:50:13 -0400

krabkrust:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair